In the spirit of safe spaces that have been established around the country -- mostly in our colleges and universities -- I have decided to open a safe space on this website.GREG'S SAFE SPACE is reserved for fellow middle-aged conservative males who have been so badly abused, mocked, and vilified in these recent decades of Political Correctness. (Donald Trump supporters, legal gun owners, and folks who actually obey the law will be lined up to spend time in GREG'S SAFE SPACE).We're tired of being hated. We're tired of being blamed for everything bad in the world. We're tired of being called names and being bullied -- by the media, by Hollywood liberals, and by 12 year-old illegal immigrants giving us the finger on camera.It hurts. Whether it's being labeled racist, homophobe, Islamophobe, mysogynist, hater of puppies, or other names -- we now have GREG'S SAFE SPACE. ...Just to be safe.GREG'S SAFE SPACE is colorblind!Invitations will be sent to fellow male conservatives who have been labeled Uncle Toms -- Dr. Ben Carson, Thomas Sowell, Clarence Thomas, Allen West, and other inspiring role models. GREG'S SAFE SPACE is inclusive!Jews and Irish are welcome, and even Chicago Cubs fans. But please, no Toronto Maple Leafs fans. We have to draw the line somewhere.